Centrefolds

Pursuit of Something

Me & Profile-me with, one more time before i go..

hey friends and people i know, or not.

Changing Capitals

Me & Profile-me are back.

Weener... huh? oh, um..Ween

Me & Profile-me are here - comes in many flavours

Happy (freakin) Birthday

It's Me & Profile-me again

i lost six pounds by sitting on my arse all day

Why are you wearing that stupid monkey suit? (more esoteric humor)

More Retarded adventures of Me &... Just Me!

Somebody's Feeling Special?

Another Episode of Me & Profile-me - Very Retarded!

people i wouldn't be so sad if i watched them die - hell, i might even be a little excited (Updated)

My Granny's Dead!

Another Episode of The Retarded Adventures Of Me & Profile-me

SMARTY BOMBSALOT

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Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:35:05 GMT

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 15:55:09 GMT

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 23:59:33 GMT

i'm postponing all plans/dates for this month (and the next one) (..that includes blogging and making cartoons too) 'til after my finals, because as turned out i'm a total prick and i wasn't studying since the beginning of this semester, and that has to change soon..i think

so, here are the rules for you (to follow), considering dealing with me throughout the next few weeks

1- No phone calls, unless you crave verbal abuse or something, then it's ok.
2- No IMing. i already blocked you all, freakin idiots (just kiddin, i like some of you)
3- No asking stupid questions that has nothing to do with STUDYING.
4- No study groups formation without my acknowledgment - BIG one!
5- No..um.. i don't know, think that's enough.

..and, Send me any material that has anything to do with the subjects i took this year (they are Mu120,T171 & M206) don't be a lameass.

Visit my blogspot blog after i finish, i'm done with Microsoft, they first screwed us over with Windows, now there trying to take the web from us, the assholes. =(

later..

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 22:16:51 GMT

i'm 'moved' back into my old bedroom, my mum kept whining about me getting the master bedroom after a dare-fight with me dad. i don't mind, well, i'm pretty glad actually! but i have to play victim for a little while though, i think i can squeeze something out of their guilt, i already got the tv, the VCR, and the mini semi-automatic washer (i do my own laundry now! woohoo!) i also got them to move out some unwanted furniture from my old bedroom, i've got a momentum!

anyways, guess i'll be back to blogging soon, after all this is (the room) where i started my old blog (which, by the way, was more popular than this one, like unbelievably much more popular, oh well!), but i have some late college assignments to do first...

so,
later..

Fri, 27 Oct 2006 13:47:44 GMT

Sun, 24 Sep 2006 15:28:47 GMT

good band with some awesome tracks (and few utter crap)

push the little daisies is a top tune, yet its another one of those songs, ruined by a crappy chorus..

well, i should probably be talking about something more important, like why the Pope likes to diss Islam. but i leave that for the more politically correct assholes..

later..

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:00:54 GMT

Thu, 07 Sep 2006 21:36:10 GMT

I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since the time i blogged about turning 19, seems like yesterday (well, not literally), now i’m twenty and i don't feel like bitching an moaning like last time, this year things are different and i just don’t have the emotional energy to do it – you can blame it on my general indolence or growing up, I don’t really give a rats ass..

Now, that I’ve sold my month old Acer c204 tablet and got a new ASUS T2-ph1 barebone desktop instead (don’t ask!) I think I’m getting along well with that. I was about to call the deal off at the last minute because of the lack of support from family & friends, well, now they can all shove it, everything will go as i wanted it - how dare them question my completely unthinked through decision anyway?! I’m always right, goddamnit! (no, I’m not just saying that, I really got my shit together, honest!)

which brings me to another point; what the fuck does that has to do with my birthday o.0

OK, here's something that DOES have something to do with my birthday:

did you know that i share my birthday with Freddie Mercury?! not that special and it could be anyone, you say?

well, my mum shares her birthday with Paul McCartney too!

if you still think that this is not 'cool' nor 'awesome', you are a fuckin douchebag and i hate you!

speaking of odds, Steve Irwen the National Geographic's Crocdile Hunter (one of my favourite idiots on tv) has been killed by a stab to the heart from a stingray fish! that's a man who spent his whole life playing with crocodiles, venomous snakes, spiders and large lizards - yet, he was killed by the least venomous and least aggressive fish in the sea, in arguably the only place in the human body that could make its sting fatal!!

BEAT THAT!! (read full story)

Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:06:35 GMT

Mon, 28 Aug 2006 07:42:11 GMT

it's true, i just weighed myself today, and i'm 6 pounds lighter than last month. (i'm supposed to use kilos here, but nevermind!)

just for the record i eat like a pig, i don't exercise, i'm addicted to droitos, i drink coffee like a maniac, i watch TV six hours aday and if you have not figured it out yet - i AM depressed.

and that made me lose 6 bounds when i wasn't even trying! TV is full of shite..

Warning, side effects may include: insomnia, hallucination, psychological scars, severe heart attacks and sudden death..

later..

Fri, 25 Aug 2006 21:15:53 GMT

if you are not sure where you heard that title before, don't tell me, because i'll fuckin slap you!

now if your asking what's with the monkey ears.. (i wonder if anyone is really asking? god, i fuckin hate MSN)

well, although i'm a huge primates fan, that's still prolly not the reason why i have such a ridiculous nickname or why i like to draw stupid pictures of me with gigantic monkey ears (using microsoft paint of course, a top application btw!). rather, it was the fact that i found Travis' song "we are monkeys" largely profound and hilarious at the same time, and then there was that Bloodhound gang's clip (the bad touch) that helped me gain a new appreciation for monkeys, but that's not just it really, i also had an msn space titled 'coming out of the monkeys head', which was pretty popular compared to this piece of shit, and it was also taken from a Gorillaz song called 'fire coming out of the monkeys head'..

got the idea? it's kind of an inside joke! and, yes, i'm a music nut and can be easily amused sometimes..

other people who think it's funny others who are ought to be shot

Breaking News: its official peeps, we have EIGHT planets in our solar system, it seems like Pluto wasn't a planet after all, and he's a dwarf! lol, what a loser.. (read full story)

Fri, 25 Aug 2006 20:44:45 GMT

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:44:49 GMT

if you're reading this, chances are that you have received a 'friends' invitation, or whatever the hell it is - i just found out how it works yesterday.

i'd just like you to know that you were completely, automatically, and randomly picked off my messenger's contacts list, and not because you have anything special about you.

so, please fuck off if you don't like it..

Now for some un-paid-for advertising

wanna buy marijuana online? www.maryjanesgarden.com that's not a problem any more - well, was it ever?

to be more specific, they are marijuana seeds, for those with green hands and harmful addictions, so you see, apparently mariguana is grown! just like chocolate! shocking, isn't it?!

here i am at six o'clock in the morning talking about marijuana seeds, i gotta freakin get out of this room, computers are evil fuckin bastards!

Are ya smoking yet?

Fri, 18 Aug 2006 00:10:37 GMT

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 23:08:01 GMT

James Blunt Oprah That Guy

These Guys

J Roberts This Guy too

i don't know who that guy is, but he sure seems like an asshole

Wed, 16 Aug 2006 22:52:12 GMT

She was the last of all my grand-relatives!

that means, i'm officially nobodys grandson!

Sun, 13 Aug 2006 14:48:58 GMT

Sun, 13 Aug 2006 13:55:01 GMT

SMARTY

In Mid-East wars, American Smart Missiles always do the trick!
(by killing more civillians than any terrorist can possibly kill)

More on the war, at Bob The Angry Flower

Sat, 12 Aug 2006 23:16:34 GMT

See him at:

www.fat-pie.com

his cartoons might strike you as creepy, sad, dark, gay, or just scare the shit out of you - you'll still enjoy it!

www.burntfaceman.com

Burnt-Face-Man might be the only humorous side of Doki, that, and that Chav reality show, yet the chav does all the work, and you just kinda laugh at him.

Sat, 12 Aug 2006 10:53:38 GMT

If only Keane released those tunes 10 years ago!

what's the point of having good rip-offs now?

Keane sucks!!

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:24:42 GMT

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Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:30:15 GMT

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