I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since the time i blogged about turning 19,  seems like yesterday (well, not literally), now i’m twenty and i don't feel like bitching an moaning like last time, this year things are different and i just don’t have the emotional energy to do it – you can blame it on my general indolence or growing up, I don’t really give a rats ass..

Now, that I’ve sold my month old Acer c204 tablet and got a new ASUS T2-ph1 barebone desktop instead (don’t ask!) I think I’m getting along well with that. I was about to call the deal off at the last minute because of the lack of support from family & friends, well, now they can all shove it, everything will go as i wanted it - how dare them question my completely unthinked through decision anyway?! I’m always right, goddamnit! (no, I’m not just saying that, I really got my shit together, honest!)

which brings me to another point; what the fuck does that has to do with my birthday o.0

OK, here's something that DOES have something to do with my birthday:

did you know that i share my birthday with Freddie Mercury?!  not that special and it could be anyone, you say?

well, my mum shares her birthday with Paul McCartney too!

if you still think that this is not 'cool' nor 'awesome', you are a fuckin douchebag and  i hate you!

speaking of odds, Steve Irwen the National Geographic's Crocdile Hunter  (one of my favourite idiots on tv) has been killed by a stab to the heart from a stingray fish! that's a man who spent his whole life playing with crocodiles, venomous snakes, spiders and large lizards - yet, he was killed by the least venomous and least aggressive fish in the sea, in arguably the only place in the human body that could make its sting fatal!!

BEAT THAT!! (read full story)

it's true, i just weighed myself today, and i'm 6 pounds lighter than last month. (i'm supposed to use kilos here, but nevermind!)

just for the record i eat like a pig, i don't exercise, i'm addicted to droitos, i drink coffee like a maniac, i watch TV six hours aday and if you have not figured it out yet - i AM depressed.

and that made me lose 6 bounds when i wasn't even trying! TV is full of shite..

Warning, side effects may include: insomnia, hallucination, psychological scars, severe heart attacks and sudden death..

later..

if you are not sure where you heard that title before, don't tell me, because i'll fuckin slap you!

now if your asking what's with the monkey ears.. (i wonder if anyone is really asking? god, i fuckin hate MSN)

well, although i'm a huge primates fan, that's still prolly not the reason why i have such a ridiculous nickname or why i like to draw stupid pictures of me with gigantic monkey ears (using microsoft paint of course, a top application btw!). rather, it was the fact that i found Travis' song "we are monkeys" largely profound and hilarious at the same time, and then there was that Bloodhound gang's clip (the bad touch) that helped me gain a new appreciation for monkeys, but that's not just it really, i also had an msn space titled 'coming out of the monkeys head', which was pretty popular compared to this piece of shit, and it was also taken from a Gorillaz song called 'fire coming out of the monkeys head'..

got the idea?   it's kind of an inside joke! and, yes, i'm a music nut and can be easily amused sometimes..

other people who think it's funny                   others who are ought to be shot

Breaking News: its official peeps, we have EIGHT planets in our solar system, it seems like Pluto wasn't a planet after all, and he's a dwarf! lol, what a loser.. (read full story)